buffer

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.

Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.

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buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

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Poges

The lumps of undissolved chocolate milk powder that remain at teh top or bottom of the glass after the introduction of milk but before drinking

Waiter my chocolate milk ha Poges

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scouse eyelash

A PUBE, curly and long. a sluts eyelash

her scouse eyelashes were long and full of fanny nuggets

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slop

Vaginal discharge, either from being horny or just plain sloppy. Could be the result of an STD.

Oi! Cindy close ya legs girl ya drippin slop all over the joint.

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Sheet

A welshmans pronunciation of shit. Often herd at many a sporting event when they get their asses whooped.

It is often pronounced very slowly, as they are dumb creatures. The relaxed nature of the word also reflects their acceptance of the inevitable defeat.

we're playing Gary Speed and Mark Delaney at centre back, against the likes of Del Piero, Vieri, Montella, Totti, Inzaghi...

sheet...

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shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.

"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"

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