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When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
The flid with the least arm and leg
the fliddest was declared champion by tape measure
During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
Being romantic in a caravan park
"Did you ever used to skid as a child. I used to love it.": William Mckenzie
Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)
"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"
When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.
"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang
Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist
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