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When you get an idea so good it blows your mind.
Mate I experienced JFK's Lightbulb the other day
When someone hates you for no reason
No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect
When your std's got your face popping
My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead
Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"
When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"