gridfire

A weapon from the Culture series of sci-fi novels by Iain M. Banks. Taps the "grid", which is a dimension of energy between hyperspace and next universe, to submerge areas in realspace into massive amounts of energy.

Gridfire: When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in a 50 light-year radius.

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John Kerry

Well actually he forgot Poland!

John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!

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Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

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mithras

Some guy that Jesus ripped off

Mithras: Okay, get this - I'm the son of a god, I was born to a virgin, I taught people important things and performed miracles, and then I was executed, but came back to life!

Jesus: Hey, sounds cool. I think I'll steal that.

Mithras: Dammit, I knew I should've gotten it copyrighted!

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fanwhore

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.

Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*

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queergot

A queer faggot

Hey queergot! You're SOOOOOO GAY!!!!! LOL!

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moe

The sexualization of innocence

The 5 - year - old girl living next door is so moe! I think I'll invite her into my van with some candy

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