air force one

Usually a high top trainer made by nike a very hot pair of kickz right now many playas will be seen kickin it in a custom pair

yo playa dey is some tight air force ones

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mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

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asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

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xebian

Xebian is a version of debian for the microsoft Xbox. Instalation of Xebian on the Xbox makes it usable as a computer and has nearly all the functions of a normal computer.

"I installed Xebian on my Xbox, I r teh haxor!!!1111111"

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millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

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Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

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baum

jeremy's boyfriend.

nasty

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