Female

A female does not exist,they have been created by the government to make young men horny.I have never felt the love or touch of a woman.

"I have never felt a touch of a female," me

Ohio

Ohio, the most dangerous place in the world. You can't do anything there, not even eat. everyone there is insane. most sane person there is probably a skinny guy named ethen asking you if you found his bakugan toy.

Bro can't even eat in Ohio.
Bro survived Ohio.