spam

Something that really pisses me off right now.

i opened an email which happened to be spam, now its been forwarded to 500 people because it turned out to be a virus.

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omgooses

like omg.. but better, because there's gooses involved.

bob just got in leg.
joe: "OMGOOSES"

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doofy

ilyas left butt cheak

when sean walks his face moves like a doofy

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hisore

1. A man that has sexual contact with any person, more than likely than not, because he has to take it from whomever offers or hints at it.
2. Similar to a manwhore, but without any form of payment offered or received.
3. Similar to a makeout king; however, this is a man so unwanted that he must try to have sexual contact with anyone who remotely bats an eye at him; usually that is a drunken bar girl eye who won't remember him in the morning.

Ever time we take Jake to the bar he disappears with the drunkest, nastiest chicks. Poor chicks, he's such a hisore.

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E'lexxis

E’lexxis is a beautiful girl that doesn’t accept her own beauty. She is usually pretty tall. She has a nice body and is also pretty intelligent. It takes her a while to warm up to you but when she does she is a very fun and funny person. When it comes to relationships it is surprising but she is a freak but she also wants something real and a close relationship. She will want to spend as much time with you as possible.
And she does get jealous easily. If you break her heart though she will most likely not forgive and will never trust you completely again. Don't get on her bad side cause you will regret it.

“ ouu who is that PRETTY GIRL over there ”
“ it’s E'lexxis Duhh”

gar puke

New word in Michelle's Dictionary


1 an expression aroused by disturbing matters

sentence: "Green sticky boogers are gar puke."

Synonyms: gross, yuck, bad, awful, disgusting, disturbing

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cxc

cupcake core.

omgooses, look at that muffin, hes so cxc

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