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big furry hat

Usually a comment that gay men say when they don't have big hair.

Hey Jon, it's Jeff returning your call from yesterday evening.My hair is not very big, but I have been known to throw on a big furry hat every now and then.

by MIke February 8, 2004

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by MIke August 5, 2003

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by MIke March 8, 2005

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by MIke December 26, 2003

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


indulgence

A has-been game hacker who is now owned by his controlling girlfriend.

I asked indulgence to play starcraft with me but his girlfriend said he wasnt allowed.

by MIke January 16, 2004

29πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.

I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...

by MIke April 9, 2003

18πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Orange Peels

When a girl and a guy do it raw dog

Like a guy and a girl

by MIke December 15, 2003

4πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž