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evil arielle

a person who is very evil and will kill at any given time because shes so hot and evil

your a evil-arielle!

by MIke December 14, 2004

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


talking

When two people are not exclusive with each other nor have established what they are as a couple, but have some sort of relationship.

"John and I go out a lot but we're just talking." or "We've been talking for months now but we're not together."

by MIke June 17, 2004

2589πŸ‘ 520πŸ‘Ž


bah

belongs to DmaN

bah is my word, not yours nicole

by MIke September 24, 2003

3πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


RIAA

1 word: Assholes

I hate the RIAA

by MIke November 9, 2003

555πŸ‘ 176πŸ‘Ž


Duck Sick

To tell a female to give you oral stimulation

Can I get my nails done?
No Hoe.. But you can make my duck sick

by MIke July 31, 2003

97πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


brass monkey

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by MIke January 29, 2005

1206πŸ‘ 588πŸ‘Ž


nippletit

An extremely stupid moron, Idiot

"What a nippletit he is!" (mike)
"Dont shit yourself nippletit!" (mike)

by MIke October 12, 2004

9πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž