mac guyver'd

to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway

hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!

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turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

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nigga roll

A wad of cash with a large bill, such as a hundred, on the outside with ones on the inside. This way it looks like you have a lot of hundred dollar bills when you really don't.

I don't think you have that much money, that wouldn't be a nigga roll would it.

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snab

Group of People

There is a whole SNAB of people over there.

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whynik

(why? + suffix "nik")—a person (often a child) who asks incessantly "why?" (a translation of Russian "pochemuchka")

This little whynik will drive me mad. Let him stop asking.

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one up the bum, no harm done

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"

Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.

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Stop Sign

fat chick in red spandex

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?

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