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Fuzzy Goggles

A ritual usually performed when someone passes out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. A man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his testicles in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. The photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim's girlfriend or parents.

Tom fell asleep first, so Ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.

by MIke February 17, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shitting bricks

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

by MIke March 10, 2005

731πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


fwoomph

An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.

Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!

by MIke April 25, 2005

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


shitkicker

A violent mullet wearing lower class white person who ends his beatings with kicks to his downed opponent's head.

Garth really layed the boots on some guy at a party last night.

by MIke November 11, 2003

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Descendatron

The escalator in the shopping mall that goes downward.

We rode the descendatron to the first floor.

by MIke May 25, 2004


tever

To inform someone; enlighten

Steve will tever Rachel on the history of calderas.

by MIke September 5, 2003

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.

He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.

by MIke March 11, 2005

144πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž