Barnstormer

1. The best venue for original music that ever existed. They also had great pizza. Formerly in Montevallo, AL, this double wide trailer was a second home to many, and hosted bands from across the U.S. and around the world. Closed in 2003 and will forever be missed by all.

2. Originally, a stunt biplane flyer. Name originated from the spectacle of flying a plane through the open doors of a barn.

Q. What are you doing tonite?

A. Going to Barnstormer, Phil & Walon are playing tonight and Pabst is a dollar 'til midnite!

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pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

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Poo Poo Butt

A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.

Teacher! Chester is being a poo poo butt!

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gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

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retad

A word originating in an artifical Bostonian community. Similiar to wicked in its cultural backround because it has various connotations.

1. retad (noun) - fool; someone who does something retaded
2. retaded (adj) - describing someone who does something retaded
3. retad (inj) - to express great satisfaction
4. retad (adj) - descriing something that's temporarily or permanently COOL.

1. You're a retad PenGUin, you just got pwned/knif3d by a n00b.

2. People who claim to be able to tell the future through their dreams are retaded.

3. Retad! That's amazing!

4. That's retad, d00d, so sweet.

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Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

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butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

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