butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

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tonguefusion

a fusion of languages in a literary work.

James Joyce's "Finnegans Wake" is a perfect example of tonguefusion.

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

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wotanism

WOTAN is an sometimes used as an acronym for Will Of The Aryan Nation....also, wotan was the name for odin outside of scandanvia, so wotanism is a variant of odinism

A lot of racist douchebags call themselves Wotanists

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Mazon

not to be confused with mazon, Mazon (witha capital M) refers to surperiority and total sexyness. One may be a "Mazon" if one is an original pimp or just a natural-born genious.

Eli: O snap, how are you so sexy and get all the girls?
Mazon: Because i'm a Mazon.
Eli: Damn, so you mean the Enzyte i take wont do anything?
Mazon: Nope. =)

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smoot

79% of the earth is covered by water

the rest is covered by smoot

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knucks

Short for brass knuckles

"Yo duude i got a guy commin up from the south side to sell me some knucks"*
Erik 2004

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