/etc/passwd

the directory on a unix or linux box which stores passwords. on various servers the passwords are either encrypted in an algorithm or shadowed with a "*" or "x" symbol.

kinda 2 long ;x

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Kanye

1. A sore loser.
2. A good rookie, but overshadowed by much better rookies.

1. "Man, why you be kanye?"
2. "He's good, but he's a kanye compared to the others.

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Rumblebee

One who tries to be something he or she is not destined to be. The word originates from the great tale of the Rhino who wished to be a Bumblebee. He tried re-attaching his horn onto his ass after tearing it off his forhead, for the stinger, and also painting yellow and black stripes across his body. He went looking for a hive to meet Bumblebee friends, he found one but could not fit inside. When he tried, the hive came falling to the ground which resulted in all the Bumblebees giving the imposter painfull stings all over his body. He then washed off the paint, and put his horn back where it was supposed to be, and went back to his Rhino friends. He was teased and called a Rumblebee for the rest of his lifetime, and that is how the word came about.

Elaine was being a real Rumblebee today, did you see how she was trying to be a punk like Dennis? That is so not her style.

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elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

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5ocho

anything you want it to be

That was very 5ocho.
5ocho you buddy!

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Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

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black acid

Contrary to popular belief, black acid is not an acid/pcp combo, but a type of very, very dirty LSD crystal. The crystal is black, hence the name. The "family" name for this crystal is champagne. Really nasty stuff. The reason for this myth is that the effects of all the impurities alter the trip so much that it's almost like PCP.

You have any of that black acid man? Nastiest shit ever!

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