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glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by MIke February 1, 2004

52πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by MIke May 3, 2004

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent

The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.

by MIke August 12, 2003

8πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337

Free2play Is fucking awesome

by MIke May 31, 2004

8πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

by MIke September 14, 2003

67πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


mini z

a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs

Youre a mini z!!

by MIke December 27, 2003

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


snowboarding

a lame alternative of skiing, where you must sit approximately 100 feet from all jump areas and sit for approximately 5-10 minutes.

Dude, that 180 you did was gnarly!

by MIke March 8, 2005

81πŸ‘ 273πŸ‘Ž