heebie jeebies

the reaction one feels when surrounded by many jews.

damn, these jews keep calling me an anti semite cause i saw The Passion, they givin me the heebie jeebies

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Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

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Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

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hutbag

There is only one hutbag.. many joes but one hutbag

I am hutbag

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skimboarding

Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.

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eat-out

to lick pussy! i do this often. most men want to but they cant...so they lie. lesbians do this alot.

Doug ate out shannon at lindsay's house at night and made shannon moan really load. she went ohhhh doougggg fuck meeee nowwww. then she was fucked!

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goose

The command given to admit defeat by the weaker of the two parties. Only will a true unworthy individual ever fathom saying this humiliating word in the presence of another person.

The whip cracked across her ass when all that could be heard after was,"Jebus Mike, Goose already!"

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