Yokozuna

1: Grand Champion

2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.

In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.

Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.

The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.

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good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

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Fall Children

the hardcore AFI fans. also a great AFI song off the album All Hallows EP

the fall children really loved the show last night in Berkley

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mac guyver'd

to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway

hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!

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turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

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nigga roll

A wad of cash with a large bill, such as a hundred, on the outside with ones on the inside. This way it looks like you have a lot of hundred dollar bills when you really don't.

I don't think you have that much money, that wouldn't be a nigga roll would it.

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snab

Group of People

There is a whole SNAB of people over there.

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