Swag

Swag is coolness, the way one holds their head up. Swag can be accumulated by hanging out with friends or obliterated if one performs an embarrassing act.

Some people have begun to use "swag" as a level of popularity. People with the highest swag are treated like kings and queens, while people with the lowest swag are treated like peasants and shit.

Many Asians have begun to use the word "swag" as a definition of their own coolness. Some Asians have "swag", some don't. They have even created an abbreviation for swag:

Something
We
Asians
Got

Swag can also be raised through doing acts of coolness and kindness, depending on the situation, e.g. You scored a basketball hoop, or can be lowered by doing acts of douchebaginess and major stupidity. e.g. You farted in gym class. 'Nuff said.

However, extreme swag can lead to extreme arrogance, which leads to loss of swag, and therefore, loss of popularity. It is important to remember to at least try to be humble, in order to keep swag. It is, however, possible to be arrogant and keep your swag levels at a high level, but this takes months of experimenting on what to do, depending on your environment.

In conclusion, a large amount of swag is good, compared to a tiny amount of swag. Swag may also be needed to ask out girls and boys and not be rejected.

"Man, that Jack has so much swag."

"Dude, you just lost some swag."

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