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Black Hole

When a person is chowing down on another person's ass, the ass sucker makes a suction around the starfish with their mouth, but the starfish us unruly and sucks your lips in, much like a singularity absorbing all matter in its path.

Person 1: Word on the street says you've been hanging out with Deltrese again. You know she a ho, yeah?

Person 2: Well I was thinking about it for a while. I just got done fucking her and she wanted to shower. While we was in there she say "eat my ass" so I did, except that bitch asshole sucked my lips in like a goddamn black hole; we had to go to the hospital like a muthafuckin human centipede.

Person 1: Bruh. Bruh. I don't think we can be homies anymore.

by MLGStreamers.com May 12, 2016

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