Alyssa

Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.

Alyssa if you're reading this I love you and I'd do anything for you. 🍆✊️💦💦

Backup Beer

A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.

Some bitch: "Wow look at John, he just took a toke and now he's got a backup beer."