cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

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M.A.

something that is homosexual or when someone does something really stupid or unintelligent or an act that would imply homosexuality. Also a very lousy situation.

in reference to the first state in the USA to allow same sex marriage

I have to go shopping at the mall with my wife so I'm missing the Super Bowl.

"Dude you are so M.A.!"

Or..."This night has been so M.A.!"

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