asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

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Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

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mental sex

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.

When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.

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extra

the little tiny last ball of shit that won't go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush!!

"Peter, honey, come for dinner!"
"Hold on mom, I have to get rid of this extra!"

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Commander Salamander

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown

girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner

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Psycho Birth

Me. I give the very best head

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time

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achmed

weed, cannabis

let's smoke some achmed

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