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When you eat Captain Crunch with whiskey instead of milk. Usually influenced by a hangover.
"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
54π 6π
A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
34π 27π
(verb); to take a giant shit when you're at someone's place, and get kicked out of their house because it is so disgusting
"Oh crap, I need to abolish slavery. BRB"
"Mark was telling us about how he abolished slavery in Jamie's bathroom last night. It was so gross, she kicked him out."
60π 43π
When your pubes get stuck in the zipper of your pants
"Uh oh, my pubes just got eaten by a rusty lawnmower"
57π 7π
After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"
58π 15π
When someone is drinking beer/alcohol/etc, and someone else jumps on their back like a backpack and forces them to chug the beer. Usually done with two people at a time. Whoever gets the beer down first is the winner. The beer guzzler usually goes insane.
Kristen totally beat Kelly at the backpack race last night. Tubby lost his mind he drank so fast.
39π 2π
Quite possibly the worst rapper of all time, yet claims to be a "superstar hip hop artist". His songs are so horribly written and full of broken-English than even Soulja Boy fans can't take them seriously. Hailing from Sudan, apparently, and currently residing in Melbourne, AUS, this young man has had a little too much time (and most likely cash) on his hands judging by his green-screen music videos. Bangs has recently gained popularity via YouTube for the viral video to his ...ahem.... new hit single Γ’ΒΒTake U to Da MoviesΓ’ΒΒ.
Worst part is, this kid is completely serious.
"Da good news is I recorded a best song call Let Me Get Dat last week da beat is produced by producer Chris when I listen to it was crazy. Wan I was at home I wrote about 2 songs but I didnΓ’ΒΒt record it yet but IΓ’ΒΒll put it in my next Album.
In da meantime, I just play PS2 chillin with my friend and I like to watch cartoon at da same time, specially Pokemon because its my favourite."
-Bangs
160π 74π