Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.

I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.

Rodeo Blowjob

When the giver only stays on the task for eight seconds, and believes it was a “successful ride”.

My wife just gave me a rodeo blowjob, so now I’m left to my own accord.

Dirty entry

It’s that unexpected, and unwanted, entry by another.

That damn Matt and his dirty entry, slid his little fucking pecker into my wife’s ass while we were banging nasties.

Forced Sprinkle

It’s when a “dirty sprinkle” mixes with a beer bong, and it is just plain wrong.

Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”

dirty sprinkle

It’s a Cleveland steamer but with diarrhea spray.

I thought she was giving me a Cleveland steamer but her dirty sprinkle hit me in the mouth.