wobbly pirate

When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.

Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"

Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."

Girl: "Oh, that Steve."

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