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A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells
"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"
29π 43π
Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!
18π 2π
Fucking a chick with an ice dildo - her pussy puckers and quivers from the cold ice while her hot pussy melts it
Hot Icelandic dames are experts at the ice delight!
10π 3π
A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)
Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!
25π 98π
Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)
A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!
33π 14π
Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan
Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!
46π 16π
When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)
Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!
11π 3π