Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

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Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)

President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!

Spunky Dunkers

Cookies dunked into cum instead of milk and then eaten

Bitches love eating spunky dunkers!

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10 Knuckle Shuffle

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!

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BJer

A blow job; a BJ (fellatio, oral sex, etc.)

I bet Topanga, with her DSL, gives a damn fine BJer!

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The Telly Savalas

A pussy that has been shaved bald

P-Phat loves the Telly Savalas!

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Black Myth

The belief that Black men have the largest dicks

Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!

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