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Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by MONKEY January 2, 2008

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by MONKEY April 22, 2005

60πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


spex

damn sexy

you look so spexy

by MONKEY July 18, 2003

10πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Perpetually High Steve

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve

Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.

by MONKEY December 15, 2003

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


GOUNI

extremely cool and awesome

eY

by MONKEY March 12, 2003

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by MONKEY January 8, 2005

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by MONKEY December 12, 2003

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž