Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

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chiefed

after a person passes out at a party, take a marker pen and write all over their face.

after drinking too much, jason passed out and his friends chiefed him.

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googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.

How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.

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Lotionizing

A term created in the true north, by female students at a tech school, used to describe the application of a body lotion or creme.

Katie, when you are done lotionizing, would you want to watch a movie?

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kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

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Lissie

lissie is like the greatest girl I know. She's always been there for me. seriously, if anyone thinks differently, than you've got problems.

she totally saved me from getting used by my hot ex.

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Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

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