valentine's day

A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p

"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.

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zounds

A good Shakespearean-sounding curse.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.

zounds! I am undone!

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Brinn

Lemons girl! She eats munkey nipples

Yo dude thats like brinn dude

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Spritz

Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!

Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!

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jiffy

A unit of time that is 1/100th of a second

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Kebub

How kebab should be pronounced

"Break yoself give me sum KEBUB now biatch"

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minchia

Derived from the italian for penis, Minchia is used as a noun describing ANYTHING that is cheesy, stereotypical, self-conscious or just plain minchia. This definition is minchia in itself.

1) In music - damn, I've really had enough of that death-by-nostalgia Franz-Ferdinand minchia
2) In food - say, shall we go out for a minchia meal?
3) In the arts - jeez, the whole concept of theatre was minchia from the start

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