CEgO

The unbounded ego commonly associated with self-enamored assholes that hold the title of CEO.

Due to his over-sized CEgO, Jimmy frequently provided unsolicited and inappropriate personal criticisms to his coworkers (despite his own retarded social skills and complete lack of self-awareness).

Precopupied

When a cop is already engaged in busting someone else and is therefore unavailable to bust you.

I whizzed by the speed trap at 90 mph with impunity, as all the available officers were precopupied writing tickets for other speeders.