balls on a plate

a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.

Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.

Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute

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DBX

Douche Bag Explosion. Basically every guy has a little douchebag running around inside of them and usually it's only a matter of time until you meet it. At that point you can safely assume that the douchebag just exploded outside of him causing a douchebag explosion.

(talking to your bff's) "yeah last night was fun but there was a major DBX when *insert douchebag's name here* tried to hit on some bitch in front of *insert bff's name here*.

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