linda ronstadt

A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.

Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.

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cunt

Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter is a major, first class, USDA-approved cunt.

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Hee-Haw

A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, and later in syndication. Famous for reinforcing the most negative, backwards aspects of country music, as well as the world's largest succession of thoroughly unfunny jokes, not to mention a smattering of gingham-clad T&A.

Convicted criminals should be sentenced to watching "Hee-Haw"

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branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

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henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

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bso

Acronym for the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

The BSO is playing at Tanglewood.

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lucy

Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient.

Charlie Brown should have put anthrax in Lucy's Hawaiian Punch.

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