Brown Owl

A particularly fast and aggressive bowel movement. One that takes the victim by surprise, making them hoot not unlike the common barn owl.

"By the sounds of it, Dave was having a brown owl"

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shitgood

definition of a film, song, book or play that is so bad that it actually becomes really entertaining

"dude, i just had to watch crank again, its so shitgood"

"hey baby, i know you hate action movies, but commando is so shitgood you can't help but like it"

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Draiman

When passing solids, the victim feels a blockage, making them push harder and emitting a sound similar to that of rock singer David Draiman from the band Disturbed, on their hit song 'Down With The Sickness' - "Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah"

"Bob must have eaten a bunch of cheese, because he was doing a massive Draiman"

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