Swanling

A baby swan.

Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?

Student: A swanling!

Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.

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CBA Syndrome

CBA (Can't Be Arsed) Syndrome is a medically recognised form of severe laziness that affects thousands of teenagers and college students across the globe each year.

Teacher: Why haven’t you completed the essay I set over the weekend Dave?

Dave: I had a severe case of CBA Syndrome Miss!

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