Karen

Meet Karen. A woman who wants to see the world burn. White, blonde, middle aged, head of the PTA, soccer mum to three entitled brats, "not an alcoholic", her favourite hobby is complaining in her whining voice, often found glaring behind sunglasses, finds problems with everything, causes a scene in every store and she needs to speak to your manager NOW.

Karen: "I need to speak your manager."

Supervisor: "Hi. How can I help?"

Karen: "I asked to speak to the manager. You're not the manager. Get me the manager."

Supervisor: "Yes, I am the manager."

Karen: "No, I need to speak to the actual manager. I speak to him every day and you don't look like him."

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Fassyhole

A highly offensive term in Jamaican Patois that is directed at a person who is strongly disliked. It is derived from the word "fassy" which means "sore" or "infected".

Keisha - "Move out mi way, bitch"

Mitsy - "Fassyhole! A who yuh talk to like that?"

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Breff

Commonly found in people who didn't quite get the memo about a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash and floss being cheap, essential tools to ensure a clean, fresh mouth.

Morgan: "Eau my God, did you smell that when he was talking to us?"

Jasmine: "Yeah, it was nasty! What the hell was that?"

Morgan: "What happens when someone hasn't heard of a toothbrush and toothpaste. He has breff."

Jasmine: "Loooooooool."

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Bugga Man

A term commonly used in Dominica, Guyana and Jamaica to describe a homosexual male. The literal translation is 'Anal sex man'.

Bob - "Ah who that walking funny over there?"

Leroy - "No bother with him. He looks like a bugga man."

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