luxury shame

When affluent consumers feel it's necessary to conceal their exorbitant purchases to others, especially in a weak economy.

Bruno felt guilty for purchasing a new Ford GT while many of his co-workers were losing their jobs. Now the GT stays parked in the garage while Bruno drives his Pinto to work. Bruno is experiencing a clear case of "luxury shame". Damn this recession!

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Pussy Shirt

A particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. Is it the color?- maybe. Is it the fabric?- maybe. Is it the style?- maybe. Is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. No one really knows for sure.

Chris has this long-sleeved, button down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his "Pussy Shirt". Every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. How do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? As he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Here pussy, pussy, pussy... Yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the pussy shirt is about to claim it's next victim!

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dirty fermin

When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.

I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!

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Snuggie

A ridiculous, and not-so-new invention that claims to be a "blanket with sleeves that keeps you warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands".
The "one size fits all" idea is impractical, and your hands and arms get lost in the giant wizard sleeves.
Don't bother walking around because your back will be exposed and you won't be so warm. The Snuggie is not so snug.

Person 1:
Hey, are you wearing a Snuggie, that new blanket with sleeves?

Person 2:
No, I just decided to wear my robe backwards. Same thing, it's not new.

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British Petroleum

BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.

British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.

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iPhone 4

"The" Smart Phone. Apple re-invents itself. Again. This newest creation is being made available to the public on June 24, 2010. The "new" iPhone is faster, thinner, and prettier than its predecessors. The "4" features a new stainless steel and glass design. It has integrated antennas that promise to improve reception on Wi-Fi and 3G wireless networks, and it boasts a second video camera on the front that will permit video calling.

Overheard:

The iPhone 4 is going to change the "smart phone" world as we know it.

You could very well be right.

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Daily Double

Engaging in sexual intercourse with two sisters OR daughter and mother, all within the same 24 hour period, but not at the same time. Easier to pull-off than a Trifecta, however still not an easy move to complete given the limited time frame and moral implications.

Ex. 1: Carl pulled a Daily Double yesterday when he hit it at lunch time for a nooner with Zoe, then went out with her sister Chloe for cocktails that evening and ended up spending the night with her.

Ex. 2: Raul noticed his date's mom flirting with him that evening, so the next day after a wild evening of sex with the daughter, he paid her mom a visit for some afternoon delight, thus scoring a Daily Double.

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