Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

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warped tour

Started as a huge punk festival and as a fuck-you to Lollapalooza and Woodstock, but over the years it has devolved further and further into one colossal shit-fest, with Bad Religion and a couple other bands here and there as the sole redeeming value. Sure, the place is practically swimming with hot chicks, but are a couple random scene chicks worth blowing a bunch of money on something this bad? Think about it.

It's kind of sad to see a band as legendary as Bad Religion surrounded by such vast amounts of pure fail, especially when you consider what the Warped Tour once was.

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Attack Attack!

The musical equivalent of being forced to masturbate to Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, and the Pain Series all at once. Basically, one of the most unpleasant things ever.

If someone ever actually recommended Attack Attack! to me, I would fucking kill them on the spot. No joke.

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DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Basically what you do when you're in deep shit, namely when you've been or are about to be v&.

After Ricky was caught with CP on his comp, he decided to cover his tracks as best he could, which was to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

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