24

Arguably the worst age to be when yer shit isn't quite together yet. Yeah you still go out and are the bee's knees when it comes to entertainment. But them ladies want more (why dammit?!)

On the other hand, it becomes almost unfair to pick up girls with your wit and status of (hopefully) having yer own place to crash later that evening!

Girl: Hey cutie, how old are ya anyways?
Dude: Sheet girl! I'm 24! RECOGNIZE!
Girl: OMG! Can I have your abortion?

Woman: So you live by yourself or with your parents still?
Dude: Girl please! I gots me a fly mad stupid pad for y'all to play around in. I'm 24 baby!
Woman: EXCUSE ME?! I ain't your baby! I ain't no grrrl! I'm a woman! And you a little BITCH!

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