beard law

The one who has the bigger beard has the right of way.

The smaller beard, or one with no beard (also known as a "boy" not a man) must yield to the larger beard!

A man (bearded) and a boy (the un-bearded) walk up to a door at the same time,

Boy: excuse me sir!
Man: thank you (walks ahead of him in bearded glory)
Boys wife: what just happened?
Boy: it's beard law... I had to yield!

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Yerrby

Yerrby, a word used by CRAZY people who obviousli find it a great hardship to simply utter 'yes', even though yerrby has more syllabals. Originated from the drug streets of Wollaton and its muppets that live there. Use when talking to a teenie bopper.

"Cizzra, do you like Miniman?"
"Yerrby"

bagadoh

A bagadoh is an insult used when someone is dumb/stupid.

Pronunciation: bag-of-dough

Hey (bagadoh) learn how to read.