42

The answer to the Ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything. Unfortunately, according to some theories as well as from a highly credibly source (A man named Prak) that had been mentioned in the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, it is physically impossible to simultaneously be aware of the answer and the question of life, and if this ever occured the universe would simply vanish and and something even more inexplicable and bizarre would take it's place.

Man 1: The answer to everything is 42.
Man 2: Is that so? Why that makes perfect sense, I had recently become aware that the question is- *Poof*

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herie

A medical condition with unknown origin that causes decreased levels of testosterone and the development of breasts in men. Effected individuals can expect a more feminine appearance as the condition progresses. Fortunately, herie can be treated with a counter-condition known as Deakos

"Wow, that guy looks really girly"
"Yeah, he's got herie, but don't worry he's under treatment."

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Deakos

A physical condition that causes a boosted sex drive and elevated levels of testosterone. A Deakos can be intentionally caused as treatment for the condition known as a Herie.

"I heard that guy has Deakos"
"No way, what a lucky bastard."