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shitty mini van

DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps

you can find a shitty mini van if you search for 1985 plymouth voyager on google images

by MYNAMEIST January 26, 2007

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman

"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"

by MYNAMEIST January 19, 2007

43πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


valentines day

Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

336πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


stealth minion

a very close/best friend of a stealth bitch. Seen hanging out with the stealth bitch often. May be different than the stealth bitch, but be warned because this girl might take on the same characteristics/opinions of the stealth bitch.

hey, isnt that the stealth bitch's best friend? Yes, so that makes her a stealth minion . Use caution

by MYNAMEIST February 7, 2007

30πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


sana mana ounce scounce blitz

a really funny saying that people at my old job used to pass the time, i dont know or have any idea where the fuck it came from, just someone with a really fucked up imagination, its often done with waving hands in front of the face at the same time

YO man guess what?!, what?, sana mana ounce scounce blitz, ::waves hands in front of face:: hahaha

by MYNAMEIST January 19, 2007

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


general fuck around

basicly almost self explanatory. If you need further explanation, when someone just hangs around the house or thier job or where ever they are and does whatever the fuck they want because they have nothing to do; its not a specific act. its a combination of various activities someone can do when they are bored.

Hey, whats up man? ... nothin, just hangin out, i have nothin to do today so im just gonna play general fuck around all day long

by MYNAMEIST January 24, 2007

41πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Urban Dictionary Recycling

the act of taking definitions from rejected words, saving thier emails, copying the definition, and pasting it to the same word and trying to get it published again in the hopes of someone who has a different opinion.

Guy 1: so what did you do before ?
Guy 2: I did some urban dictionary recycling because some jack ass rejected my funny definition

by MYNAMEIST February 9, 2007

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž