Bubblegum gag

Prank involving unzipping one's pants fly, pulling part of their scrotum thru exposed opening. Will resemble a piece of chewed gum. One of the best party pranks of the early 2000's. Have to draw attention to it by yelling and saying "who the fuck put this gum here??" Then when people start looking at it you say "my mistake, its just my nut sac. Who did you sneak out?"

Guy at a party: says to a buddy "Should I do the bubblegum gag or the one eared elephant?"

Buddy: "Bubblegum gag for sure."

Dig a hole in the sand

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.

Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

Ogre

Slang term for an extremely unattractive woman. Normally one who is morbidly obese, smells like a decomposing carcass, and has 5 o'clock shadow. May be wearing a tank top and/or yoga pants that say "cutie" or "princess" across the back of them.

January is a popular time to eyewitness many an ogre at Planet Fitness. Most times they will be there on free pizza day. If they are there "working out" they are probably wheezing after a 5 minute session on the low setting of a stationery bicycle.

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Rigor mortis

Another slang term for erection. Rigor mortis is the stiffening of a corpse post mortem.

Your mom in yoga pants gives me rigor mortis.

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Milf

Is an acronoym:

Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.

Can also stand for man I love fishing.

I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.

Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.

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Chromosome powerplay

Meaning you have an extra set of chromosomes. Nice way of calling someone a retard. Powerplay is a man-up scenario in sports, mostly from opposing team serving a penalty.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is a moron."

Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."

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Kink in the hose

A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.

After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.