fuck point average

N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.

My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.

When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!

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