Maria Palms

When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria

F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude