milbert

Your best friends girlfriend nickname you call her. She’s a great person, but you just like to make fun of her with the boys cause she has cooties

Friend: Hey what have you and Milbert- I mean Millie been up to

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Ryan

The freshman that dates literally every girl older than him

Guy: yo you heard about Ryan’s new girl
Other guy: Lmao which one this time