titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

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gusittt

Relatively new word used to describe a middle lane driver on British motorways.

Should only be really be used to describe when the Gusittt continues to drive in the middle lane forcing you to change from inside lane to the outside lane to over take, then to return back to the inside lane again.

Should the offending driver move into the inside lane when you need to overtake, this is not a gusittt

move over you gusittt!

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polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

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irish coffee

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2

Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!

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etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.

Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.

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poop nugget

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

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fayjet

Pointless variation of the all ready widley used term faggot used primarily in Westchester of Los Angeles, California.

Poindexter: Don't be such a fayjet ROFLMAO!!1
Other poindexter: like stfu f4gg0rt i can pwn u in cs anyday

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