sit on this and rotate

Screw you.

(sticks up middle finger) "Sit on this and rotate!"

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drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

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Interguntion

This is when one confronts a youngish girl who has potential to be pretty but is beginning to show the signs of gunt growth to try and set her back on the right path.

When heather started wearing belly shirts at age 14, her older sister saw that little bit of flab growing and knew it was time for an interguntion.

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Cockburn

jock itch

Nigga I aint took no bath in weeks an now ma cock burn!!!!

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Hairybudda

Flaming Scottish Homo with a dick ring

You're getting as bad as hairybudda

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shabala

Originating in the Ohio Farm Town of Mount Vernon a random individual refered to as "Shmonkle" coined the term "Shabala". It was random as hell but everyone agreed it totally kicked ass.

*yawn* Shabala.... shabala

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swacked

something is swacked...something is right out of it...crazy, weird

you are swacked

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