doctoress

A female in the profession of doctoring.

I went to see my doctoress today.

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Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

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nerdle

a musical act that lacks in talent. preferably three friends from brisbane.

"hi we are the band called nerdle"

"hi i'm Matt, and this is Jamie and Reuben, and we are in a band called nerdle."

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rekmas

tamaranian word meaning a time where close friends drift apart and their friendship begins to die

don't invite rekmas!!

sporge

variant of "spooge"

Semen. If you don't know what that is, try to think back to the sex video they showed you in fifth grade.

Hey Bob, you've got some sporge on your chin.

Getting sporge in your eye can spread AIDS.

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rawool

offical texmex newb of the year, also know as mother fucking rawool

can't aim :(

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warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

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