wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

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hurting

when the current party situation has come to a boring standstill usually when all the drugs and/or alchohol are gone or else used to describe a shitty welfare-ass place to chill or perhaps your current financial situation.

dont chill at tim's center. it's fucking hurting there.

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travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

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shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

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pi

A number having no end. Pi is proof of an immortal mathematical phenomena and that a phenomena can have no end. If Pi is a never ending number than it has endless data and the true number of Pi cannot be stored in any computer or memorized by any brain (except by the brain of God).

And just for kicks
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982

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carnival

Related to brown clown; A euphonize for anal sex.

I want to bring her to the carnival tonight. Good thing I packed the astroglide.

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lozenge

a made up word to make my girlfriend's roomate and her boyfriend look like sillypantses for parading about the word bandaid as if it had a meaning beyond its intrinsic definition.

Raki and Matt made up the word lozenge to piss off Katie and maybe John but he probably doesn't care.

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